Postin' on Amiright
Havin' laughs
Scrapin' drafts
Hearin' new sounds

Parodies in my head
I'm typin' away
Typin' to play
Hope you're wo-o-owed

So I'll write songs
Then I'll post songs
And hope for laughter

Now I could write about some pie
Or maybe mimes I want to fight
Cause you know I wrote one thousand songs
But none are about poo, That's right!

I've wrote of mimes I squeezed
To a Green Day tune
Then Below Average Dave sang for free!
My Smurf sex songs were wrong
With blue guys in thongs
Peter Andersson's to blame not me!

Watch me mock Drake
Then I'll do Cake
And Lady Gaga

Now I could spoof some Ben Folds Five
Some Fall Out Boy or Barry White
Cause you know I wrote one thousand songs
I even riffed The Who, That's right!

And I... I will write a bunch of jokes
I... I'll churn out more parodies
I... I'll do it until I croak
I... I hope

Postin' on Amiright
I've surpassed
Claude and Spaff
With my Word-Count

Songs are called "Shrunken Head"
"Never Flew A Plane"
"Pawn De Checkmate"
"Charlie Bro-o-own"

All genres I've mocked
From Country to Rock
And even Polka

Some Teddy Bear that's now alive
Committing crimes earned me some fives
Cause you know I wrote one thousand songs
Jeff Reuben sang that tune!

Mr. Bungle and Scrubs delight
Agrimorfee was by my side
Cause you know I wrote one thousand songs
"White Album" White Trash Dudes
And won some contests too, That's right!