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Song Parodies -> "My Food"
Original Song Title:
"My Boo"
Original Performer:
Usher (feat. Alicia Keys)
Parody Song Title:
"My Food"
Parody Written by:
Abbott Skelding
The Lyrics
Theres always that one meal that you keep inside your gut
I like the Burger King, McDonalds, and the Pizza Hut
But I eat it anyway and then i realize
I shouldn't have got that big mac super-sized
You gotta rock to this one
See i dunno about yall but i know about me
Cause i'm the guy who really knows how to eat (x2)
Do you remember girl i was the one
Who gave you a hersheys kiss
Cause i remember girl, right after that i asked
"Do you have some chips?"
Even before all the cake and before you put it on bake
Girl i was there, and i was just eating
It started when i was younger with that mush, my food
Cafeteria food i will not touch, my food
Even though they say the carbs that they're not right, my food
And i know i haven't slept right in awhile but i will always eat my food
It started when i was younger with that mush, my food
Cafeteria food i will not touch, my food
Even though they say the carbs that they're not right, my food
And i know theres another diet in the world but i will always eat my food
Yes i remember boy cause after that kiss
I could only start to lick my lips
Yes i remember boy that was the moment i knew
That we were out of dip
Even before all the fruit
Going down my food chute
I was there and i was just eating
It started when i was younger with that mush, my food
Cafeteria food i will not touch, my food
Even though they say the carbs that they're not right, my food
And i know i haven't slept right in awhile but i will always eat my food
It started when i was younger with that mush, my food
Cafeteria food i will not touch, my food
Even though they say the carbs that they're not right, my food
And i know theres another diet in the world but i will always eat my food
My oh, my oh, my oh, my oh, my food
My oh, my oh, my oh, my oh, my food
It started when i was younger with that mush, my food
Cafeteria food i will not touch, my food
Even though they say the carbs that they're not right, my food
And i know i haven't slept right in awhile but i will always eat my food
See i dunno about yall but i know about me
Cause i'm the guy who really knows how to eat (x2)
I like the Burger King, McDonalds, and the Pizza Hut
But I eat it anyway and then i realize
I shouldn't have got that big mac super-sized
You gotta rock to this one
See i dunno about yall but i know about me
Cause i'm the guy who really knows how to eat (x2)
Do you remember girl i was the one
Who gave you a hersheys kiss
Cause i remember girl, right after that i asked
"Do you have some chips?"
Even before all the cake and before you put it on bake
Girl i was there, and i was just eating
It started when i was younger with that mush, my food
Cafeteria food i will not touch, my food
Even though they say the carbs that they're not right, my food
And i know i haven't slept right in awhile but i will always eat my food
It started when i was younger with that mush, my food
Cafeteria food i will not touch, my food
Even though they say the carbs that they're not right, my food
And i know theres another diet in the world but i will always eat my food
Yes i remember boy cause after that kiss
I could only start to lick my lips
Yes i remember boy that was the moment i knew
That we were out of dip
Even before all the fruit
Going down my food chute
I was there and i was just eating
It started when i was younger with that mush, my food
Cafeteria food i will not touch, my food
Even though they say the carbs that they're not right, my food
And i know i haven't slept right in awhile but i will always eat my food
It started when i was younger with that mush, my food
Cafeteria food i will not touch, my food
Even though they say the carbs that they're not right, my food
And i know theres another diet in the world but i will always eat my food
My oh, my oh, my oh, my oh, my food
My oh, my oh, my oh, my oh, my food
It started when i was younger with that mush, my food
Cafeteria food i will not touch, my food
Even though they say the carbs that they're not right, my food
And i know i haven't slept right in awhile but i will always eat my food
See i dunno about yall but i know about me
Cause i'm the guy who really knows how to eat (x2)
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