I don’t understand
Why
I’ve been drinking Coke with too much fizz
And so there is something I gotta do
But it don’t mean that I’m rude
Cause my stomach’s building gas
Excuse me
I belched
I felt it way down deep inside my gut
They say better out than in
Let it out now then keep it and get sick
I’m gonna have to burp

I’m gonna burp and you’ll be so pissed
But it’s better than a fart
I spent all morning chugging
Free samples at Wal-Mart
You might think I need a snout
Because you’ll be calling me a pig
When my stomach groans
From all of this soda pop I swigged
I’m a guy…Who just drank a ton of Mr. Pibb
Got an aching belly, I can’t hold it baby
Plus there’s so many other drinks that it’s digesting
That’s why you should let me burp

Though you’re thinking I’m obscene when my tummy expels gas
Don’t you know that it isn’t gross it’s your body
Working like it should do
That’s why people excuse you
Gonna burp
Gonna burp
Gonna have to burp

Drank down Mountain Drew from the shelf but you
Hate the thought of people thinking you’re in bad health
But the whole world over
It’s what they all do
They all burp
They all burp
Everybody burps

8-pack cases are quite a bit much
When you’re drinking beer it occurs too
But the feeling ain’t too great my guts
In immense pain
It’s when carbonation takes its stand
It creates air that needs a way to escape
Quickest way to heal
So loud and causes earthquakes
Then shatter plates
When you get full on snacks
It’s getting taboo now
To make a sound like that

(Burp! Burp! Burp! Burp!)

So put down the Mountain Dew
Don’t need that brew
If you think it’s so wrong
Drink Aquafina from water bottles!
Don't keep burping now that you learned
How to burp

When your tummy’s feeling pain don’t start popping those Tums dude
Heard a groan since you had that scone your body’s begging you to belch soon
Nature’s way to fix you
Have to burp
Have to burp
Gonna have to burp

Inside you feel your stomach swell but you
Hate the thought of releasing those strange smells
That will stink like a dumpster
Just what did you chew?
Smelly burp
Smelly burp
Such a smelly burp

Resist it your insides will soon be yelling “Please!”
That gas needs to be gone
Though you have your pride on a hot date with a guy (Oooooh!)
Persistently try to hide the compelling need
To have it withdrawn
You had too much pie and indigestion will rise (Yeah!)

Burp! Burp! Burp! Burp! Burp! Burp!
Burp! Burp! Burp! (Can you hear me burping?)
Burp! Burp! Burp! Burp! Burp! Burp!
Burp! Burp! Burp! (Can you hear me burping?)
Burp! Burp! Burp! Burp! Burp! Burp!
Burp! Burp! Burp! (Can you hear me burping?)
Burp! Burp! Burp! Burp! Burp! Burp!

You’ll be amazed! Loud and empowered!
I’ll keep burping my innards churn!

Such an awful stomachache due to eating that Thai food
Thar she blows! I’m hearing you joke at my hearty sounds that are crude
Why did you put it on Youtube?
Watch me burp!
Watch me burp!
You want to watch me burp!

When downed some cans of Coke you should belch don’t spew
If distraught you might work finding a way to quell
That sound just of thunder
That’s inside of you
Called a burp
Called a burp
It is called a burp