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Song Parodies -> "You Got Too Fat"

Original Song Title:

"You Got it Bad"

Original Performer:

Usher

Parody Song Title:

"You Got Too Fat"

Parody Written by:

Charlie Hix

The Lyrics

It's hard to believe that
You can even move
Ever think you had
Some wait to lose
You act like your ready
But you just want to go
To KFC let the chicken leg go

When you fall you put
Cracks in the ground
I'm not playing when i
say you stand around
Would you leave the ice cream
Man alone
Your eating habits gone on for to long
Listen baby

CHORUS
You got you got too fat
All the food is gone
You never heard of the
Word light fat
You got you got too fat
You can't miss a day
Without somethin' from
A Mc'y D's bag
You know you got too
Fat when your stuck in the house
You've been eatin' honey buns
Thats all you think about
You got too fat when
It says just take one
And you don't leave
None for anyonelse
You got too fat

And when you start grubbin'
Thats when i know
All the food in the house
Won't be here no more
Like my gummy's, candy
Bars(your gonna eat em' all)
Sodas, chips, and candy
(That i never saw)

Grocceries cost a fourtune just
To feed you girl andl i want you to
Know i just can't afford you
All my people who know
What's goin' on look at
your fridge and help me
Sing my song

Tell her no more gravy
No cheese curls no more
Double dipped ice cream swirls
Now say i'm not hungry
Yes i'm full is that too
Hard to understand

When you walk you sink
In the ground no matter
What you'll always be around
You call the buffet a treat thats
Why you have to use four seats

CHORUS:repeat(2)






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------------------------------------------ - October 15, 2012 - Report this comment
WHEN I'M ALONE IN MY ROOM SOMETIMES I STARE @ THE WALL IN THE BACK OF MY MIND I HEARD MT MOMMY CALL TELLING ME I NEED A FRIEND WHO SITS LIKE LIKE A DOVE GETTING BACK IN MY ROOM WHISPERING I NEED LOVE I NEED LOVE I NEED LOVE HOW BOUT THIS?

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