Song Parodies -> "Lift Your Face"

Original Song Title:

"Drift Away"

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Original Performer:

"Lift Your Face"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Look, no one want to say it, but people tend to get uglier and wrinklier as the get older (with some exceptions... DEMI MOORE). And as blunt as it may be, that is typically aesthetically unpleasant. This older gentleman is just trying to be more honest with his spouse, and suggesting maybe she should get some work done. (I really don't feel this way, and I felt like such a jerk writing this, but hopefully it's funny and not as offensive and it seems initially)

Verse 1: Day after day I’m more repulsed
Have to look at those lines as they veil your space
I know that’s a thing that should not convulse
You should so ashamed, but fix your face!

Chorus: Oh! You need a surg’ry to seem less old
I wanna be freed from your gross skin folds
Just lift your face
Go get some Lipo and tummy tucks
I wanna take years from your aging mug
Please lift your face
Cuz you’ve seen better days…

Verse 2: We’re racin’ to see if we can beat time
I don’t understand the fears that you clasp
The harsh sunlight has been unkind
One squeeze and I grasp, maybe tighten that ass!

Chorus: Oh! One round of Botox and you’ll look sweet
I wanna be rid of your small crow’s feet
Just lift your face
You can do nose jobs or breast implants
Their laser zaps hair inside underpants
Your naughty place
Be sure to lift your face…

Bridge: And when my wife is done
No twenty-one looks as young
But soon I will grieve
Looks so hot she thieves and leaves me…

Verse 3: “Thanks for the cos-metic surg-er-y (Ooo the looks that you’ve given me)”
“I want you to know that I believe you are kind”
Hooked up with Hoff fled Germany
How was I so blind, get my body defined!

Chorus: Oh! Pass doc a scalpel to sculpt my abs
Just grab my hanging sack from down by my calves
And lift my nads (my gonads)
Bring all the hoses and all the tubes
You gotta suck fat out from my man boobs
Plus lift my nads (sagging nads!)

Chorus: Pump me with Botox and Saline too
I wanna hot wife who is twenty-two
Like Taylor Swift (you would too)
(Oh…) Just give me the tweeks doc, I’m free from old
I’m hopin’ these nips will stay strong and hold
Like my nads lift

Outro: Yeah!
Won’t you date me?!
You will date me?!
But she don’t know my age…
It took my aging away!
Hey you should lift your face!
And you should lift your face!
You go home… and then lift your face
You should lift your face!

August 19, 2013. Please rate and COMMENT! :) If you liked this, follow me on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/Blaydeman) and Twitter (https://twitter.com/Blaydeman) to get all my latest news updates and parody releases.

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Matthias - August 20, 2013 - Report this comment

This one to me seemed to be a little mean-spirited. Not to say that it was in any way bad just the start of the song was a bit rude and I guess that's how you wanted the character to sound because his wife did leave him but something about this rubbed me the wrong way. Good idea for the song though.

Blaydeman - August 20, 2013 - Report this comment

Matty- I completely get what your saying. Like I said in the header, I felt like such a jerk while writing this, but it was ultimately a character study and I had to let it go where it wanted to go. You are supposed to despise this guy, and that's why it's so funny at the end when the tides turn. Kind of like Will Ferrel as Ron Burgundy or Cam Brady. He's a butt, but he's an honest butt. (butt, butt, butt, butt, butt.)

Jonathan - August 20, 2013 - Report this comment

I'd get work done but if I looked any younger people would think I'm an infant! "goes into proud stance" 5's

Ann H - August 20, 2013 - Report this comment

he he

Abbott Skelding - August 25, 2013 - Report this comment

Blayde, I totally understand where you were going with for this spoof (your Ron Burgundy comparison is pretty spot on). Not bad, a few rhyming issues, and I could have done without all that 'nad' talk, but still a nice spoof.

bobpiecheese - September 01, 2013 - Report this comment

(Artistry) Wasn't sure how to take this, but the twist definitely made up for it. Some of the wording was off ("no twenty-one looks as young" stood out in that regard), but otherwise this was pretty good. 555!

Agrimorfee - September 01, 2013 - Report this comment

Agree with bobpiecheese on some awkward phrasing. Otherwise this wasnt bad at all, and I got how this was a character (we have all read worse things, after all!).

Max Power - September 02, 2013 - Report this comment

Could use some minor lift there and there but overall, not bad.

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