Song Parodies -> "Bid On Me"

Original Song Title:

"Follow Me"

Original Performer:

Uncle Kracker

Parody Song Title:

"Bid On Me"

Parody Written by:

Lin Caldamian

The Lyrics

For all the eBay addicts out there . . .

You don't know how you found me
You don't know why
You can't exit out and say goodbye
All you know is when you're on me
I make you free
You surf through my items like a fish in the sea
On eBay

Bid on me, everything is alright
I'll be the one that gets you stuff at night
And if you
Want to leave I can guarantee
You won't find no other site like me

I'm not worried bout the name you wear
Cause as long as PayPal's happy than nobody will care
You're feeling lucky and I'm well aware
That you don't look ashamed and hey
The stuff's all there
On eBay

Bid on me, everything is alright
I'll be the one that gets you stuff at night
And if you
Want to leave I can guarantee
You won't find no other site like me

Won't give you food
I can't give you a guy
But I've got things that you'd love to buy
I'm not the reason that your money's gone and
We'll be alright if you keep bidding "til da-wn

I'll be the one that gets you stuff at night
And if you
Want to leave I can guarantee
You won't find no other site like me

You don't know how you found me
You don't know why
You can't exit out and say goodbye
All you know is when you're on me
I make you free
You surf through my items like a fish in the sea
On eBay

Bid on me, everything is alright
I'll be the one that gets you stuff at night
And if you
Want to leave I can guarantee
You won't find no other site like me

I'm eBay

Bid on me, everything is alright
I'll be the one that gets you stuff at night
And if you
Want to leave I can guarantee
You won't find no other site like me

I'm eBay

Bid on me, everything is alright
I'll be the one that gets you stuff at night
And if you
Want to leave I can guarantee
You won't find no other site like me

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007nick - April 15, 2006 - Report this comment

No comments or ratings? What's going on?!? This is a great PARODY... Even the pacing is good. I'm another parody writer and I know when you post these things, you want some votes (5-5-5)!

Harley - September 26, 2008 - Report this comment

LOL man this is Awesome xD, though i do not use eBay myself...not...really wanting to yet xD but this is great xD

Dr Music - September 27, 2008 - Report this comment

This is a song I really enjoyed. I too am a big ebay user.

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