The flower in bloom
shoots water up your nose.
But then you see
a lit match between your toes.
You grab a can
of brand new peanut brittle.
And snakes pop out
and scare you just a little.
You thought you had a friend
until your wallet was gone.
Then it dawns on you
as to what's going on.

'Cause it's April Fool's Day.
Some guy just pantsed you.
It's April Fool's Day.
Don't let him get away.

Your clothes are on
but you got yourself a shower.
'Cause somebody set
a bucket on an open door.
You get a drink,
however, you never knew.
It's a dribble glass
and it spills all over you.

It's April Fool's Day.
Just got a wet willy.
April Fool's Day.
Don't let him get away.

Spoof me.
Try to put me in my place.
Tease me.
I know you're getting on my case.

See a pile of fake dog doo.
See a leg out right in front of you.
See a piece of plastic hurl.
Get a scare that will make your hair curl.
See a guy give a wedgie, then hide.
See the ice cubes with the flies inside.
See a spot on the front of your shirt.
He taps your nose and it kind of hurts.

'Cause it's April Fool's Day.
April Fool's Day.
Don't let him get away.

Prank me.
Tell me something to my face.
Tease me.
Try to put me in my place.

And you tell them that's not funny now.
And you tell them you will get them somehow.
And you tell them that's not funny now.
Not funny now.

April Fool's Day.