You should be afraid
It's you against the world
You're nothing against our military
And your screams won't be heard.

I'm just trying to write
a decent parody
a song that I can sing
to amuse my company

What you did was crude
But vengeance will befall upon you
Don't try and escape
It's much too damn late
That camel is taking you nowheres - heeeey

You should be tarred and feathered
and your stuck in a mountain
you can't get out of

Don't say Allah will make things better
Now you're stuck in a mountain
and you can't get out of it

We will not take
The threats that you make
The bombs and hellfire that we drop
Will leave you and your people with nothing

I am still amazed
how much you are ugly
Looks like you hit every branch
when you fell out the ugly tree

And you smell like stooool
You could use a shower or a million and twoooo
It's not that tough
One hundred showers won't be enough
Just take a bar of dove
and RINSE AND REPEAT NOW
My Oh My!

You should be beat with strips of pleather
And you're stuck in a mountain
you can't get out of

Oh dove, twelve bars
and you still don't smell any better
and your stuck in a mountain you can't get out of

Maybe you'll be unconscious, maybe asleep
any way we find you, you will be severely beeeat.

Jump on a camel hump,
but you won't get far at aaaaaalllll.
Yeah all of USA would like to see you
hung by your baaaaaalls. Oh hey eh-

Don't say that Allah will make things better
Your stuck in a mountain
and you can't get out of it.

And when the fight is over
And when your breath is your last
And you think you will be a martyr
Well that's a bunch of crap

And when the fight is over
And when your days are at their last
And when you claim Allah is your father
Remember that during the blasts

It's just a mountain
Your ass is grass.