Maybe I'm the one who's gone crazy
Pains me to see you headin' t'words a fight
Solo with no sword or shield, no joke
You hope to beat that giant with just a rock

Inside a sling, sling
Sling, sling, sling, sling
If you use that thing, your end, you'll bring
Don't use that sling, sling, sling, sling

Bolder than my men who'd launch boulders
Soldiers would still have their full kit on at all times
Surely you'd think someone more burly
Would be far less likely to be squashed, no, no, no, no

Just got that sling
Sling, sling, sling, sling
If you use that thing, won't make a ding
Don't use that sling, sling, sling, sling, sling, sling, sling

Hoo-ooh
Ho-oh-ho-oh-oh-oh-oh
Hoo-ooh

David, you sure that you don't want to stay?
Please don't say nothin', nothin', nothin'
Nothin', nothin', nothin', nothin', nothin'
Nothin', nothin', so, na, na, na, na

It's just a sling
Sling, sling, sling, sling
Rocks from that dumb thing won't hurt, just sting
Don't use that sling, sling, sling, sling
Can't watch you sling, sling
Sling, sling, sling, sling
'Cause a simple sling won't glory-bring
Don't use that sling, sling, sling, sling