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Song Parodies -> "Cell Shame"

Original Song Title:

"Still Frame"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Trapt

Parody Song Title:

"Cell Shame"

Parody Written by:

Jay Dries

The Lyrics

if your a cell phone hater or a cell phone lover..this parody is for you
CHORUS:
Please help me cause im breaking up
These buttons broken and I cant call out
Please help me cause I'm breaking up
These buttons broken and I cant call out
Text me, mine bust and I lost you
Contact me, mine bust and I lost you

And everytime I think I finally fixed it
I was too far away, then i had ever been before
I see the minutes and their ticking away
And the battery emptied, why the f*** do I have to pay?
CHORUS
Take that outside, the call gets delayed
As if they couldnt stand ringing, as if they had to throw me on the pave,how gay
A small contraption, I think im ready to snap it
I think im chipping away from my phone bill i dont really need
A small connection like a tiny computer
How'd they figure it out? cause they got it all wired
Now their smaller, phones much harder to see
What this future will hold for us, what the fuck beats caller I.D.?

CHORUS

These buttons broken and i cant call out 8X
Mine bust and I lost you, my cell is so screwed

I'm afraid I'm calling too far away
I'm calling too far away, I'm calling mother(who I wanna reach)
I'm afraid I'm calling too far away
I'm calling too far away, I'm calling too far away

CHORUS

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Mercedes - February 29, 2004 - Report this comment
funny funnny shit
Indigo Flow - February 29, 2004 - Report this comment
MAN I hate cell phones im gonna sing this all day and all night

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