Song Parodies -> "Lies About Bush"

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"Lies About Bush"

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For example, Bush was accused of lying when he said the threat was imminent. What he actually said (to the extent that I can correctly remember it) was "some have said we must wait until the threat become imminent", which implies that the threat is NOT imminent now, but could become imminent later. However, this parody is not intended it offend the "Bush lied" crowd. It's intended to INFURIATE them.

I met a guy from a blue state
He spotted my flag pin
And said I must be nuts
He said, hey how can you wear that?
Don't you know that Dubya's
A lying fool and he's stupid too
I said I'm sorry
But I think that you're crazy
If he lied it means that he must have known
About a lot of things that the Dems did not
I felt bad for him 'cause he believed

Leftie's lies about Bush
And what he said
Lies of him saying that the threat was imminent
When he implied it was not
Yeah, they're telling
Lies about Bush
Lies about Bush

So I offered to show him
I said you'll see what I mean
If you just let me talk
He said you'll never change my opinion
It just might be useless, but hey man, I'll try
Told him Saddam helped the terrorists with
Things like cash, support and training camps
Told him of seventeen warheads
Filled with poison gas
He still called me stooge of the right
Looks like he'll keep his

Lies about Bush
And what he did
Lies of him going AWOL in the National
Guard based on stuff that was forged
Yeah, they're telling
Lies about Bush
Lies about Bush

So I'll just keep on yelling
'Cause I hear those lefties telling their

Lies about Bush
And what he said
Lies of him saying that the threat was imminent
When he implied it was not
Yeah, they're telling
Lies about Bush
Lies about Bush

Sometime in 2004, a cache of 16 or 17 warheads containing either sarin or mustard gas was found by US troops. If you believe that Iraq did not have WMD before the invasion, and thus that Bush lied, you must ignore these warheads. Likewise, if you believe that Bush lied about Saddam's support for terrorists, you must ignore the fact that Abu Nidal, Abu Abbas, Zarqawi and Abdul Raman Yassin (fugitive from the 1993 WTS attack by Al Qaeda) were all harbored by Saddam's Iraq.

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Rummy - January 24, 2006 - Report this comment

You must also not forget that I shook Saddam's hand in the 1980s in front of video cameras.

Daddy - January 24, 2006 - Report this comment

And that Ronnie and I were Saddam's big pals in the Eighties over in that Decade of Greed area over there. Shouldn't forget that. Wouldn't be prudent.

John Jenkins - January 24, 2006 - Report this comment

I am one "guy from a blue state" who doesn't think you're nuts. I suspect that your parody accomplished its intended goal, and I hope you continue to do so.

Libby Rull - January 27, 2006 - Report this comment

You really have to stop watching Fox News, dude...

Norm - February 02, 2006 - Report this comment

Support Our Troops - Impeach Bush

Chrome - June 06, 2009 - Report this comment

Amen. I love Trace Adkins and completely agree with this. I mean it's hard to disagree with facts.

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