Lyrics:
I gotta say I’m so good
Even though I have low health
I’m, still killin everybody else
And I’m playin
I’m shootin them in the head

I can hit you with my M1 Garand
On Hard Landin
Turn around throw Grenades at ya face
Pull out the RGD-33, and get to braggin some more
Head over to Eviction
Breeze on through the mission
Like I said, got bullets in ya face
My DP-28 be blastin
Cause my skills so good
I’m puttin Nazis in fear
I got level 10 prestige, better call the UAV
So I can get the hell outta here
Hey I got to Downfall, thought it was time for celebration
Til I turned around and got hit with a Thompson
I can’t believe it’s true, I got beat

Oh I got defeated, aa-on Call Of Duty
Got-got shot in the booty
Wit-with a MP-40
Man I can’t believe those Germans popped me in the head
I hit the last stage, got hit wit da bayonet

I came back with my rifle scoped
Sniping Nazis like an Allied Troop
Attached M67 Zippo
Got to burnin like this is a weenie roast
I’m headin to the beach, now
Layin out, chillin wit my feet out
Got interrupted by German’s
Til I got up and sprayed them with the Arisaka (Rifle)
Cause these Nazis think they good
I gotta shut em up with the Revolver
Pull out the Ray Gun
So much blood on they face, people think that it’s October
Hey, so I finally beat the game, time for some multiplayer
But then I play Nacht der Untoten
I got my face chewed, by Zombies

Oh I got defeated, aa-on Call Of Duty
Got-got shot in the booty
Wit-with a MP-40
Man I can’t believe those zombies are chewin on my head
I hit the last stage, then the zombies came and attacked

Now I can lay yo team out
Put the shotgun in ya mouth
And you can call me Michael Jackson
Cause I’m gonna make you my Boy Scout
Nah man, I’m just playin
But I can hit you with the Mortar Round
And the Molotov Cocktail is loud
When it’s explodin
Love when the Pistol is faster than the bullet
On the trigger I’m pullin
Oh, and I’ma keep on shootin
Any Nazi that tries to come around my body
When I got the SVT-40
Don’t even think about steppin up to me
Cause I’m spreadin bullets on ya like some Sour Cream
That’s why I’m the Veteran on this team

Oh you got defeated, aa-on Call Of Duty
Got-got shot in the booty
Wit-with a MP-40

Oh you got defeated, aa-on Call Of Dutay
World At War, and by the way
I’ve never even played the game
Man I can’t believe you tried popped me in the head
Never even played, and you still wound up dead