It was 1981 when he had to cease to be
By my wand, but accidently I had to leave the scene
With just an astral-body and a very clumsy slave
I gave the kid heritage and became weak like a maid.
I'm the one Dark Lord and you all know my name,
Oh yeah I'm Voldemort and you're still afraid to say.
My friends stopped to talk about me and the happiness I brought,
And my story became too known as that old Muggle chick wrote.
Beebeep...
In '92 the world greeted the kid in my old school
He had nothing in his brain and made friends with two fools.
My old friend's son, Draco, started the first year as well
And tried so hard to beat him, but didn't, I have to tell.
I'm the one Dark Lord and you all know my name,
I'm the great YouKnowWho, as you all still use to say.
My friends stopped to talk about me and the happiness I brought,
And my story became too known as that old Muggle chick wrote.
Beebeep...
Still in his year I got Quirell and some sweet unicorn blood
I was once again stronger, but weaker than Lily's love.
Though I was close to victory, I couldn't get the stone,
And until the third year came I was totally alone.
The diary was neato but I still didn't succeed,
But someday I will reach that he's fried up like some meat.
I got a new body with a small but true soul's help
And I just can't explain the huge joy that I felt.
He won't bring me down but I still have a problem:
When we tried to duel it was Priori Incantatem.
So he took from my power 'cause the news weren't complete
And then once or twice a year I try again to defeat.
Now you're all spending thousands on your books to see my shame
And all the muggle-loving f***wits don't fear to say my name.
I'm the great Dark Lord and look what I became:
A villain who's so angry but still wants to play the game.
I bring you nothing more than a mortal fool would bring
But I'll do a wonder, and he'll be a dead thing!