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At 6 in the mornin'
While the rest of the street is still yawnin'
How i long to be there
Where the rides are waiting for me there

Every other theme park
Where i've been before
Ain't as half as thrilling
As where we're headed for

Is this the way to Alton Towers?
It's so exciting it makes me cower
On our way to Alton Towers
Where the rides all wait for me
Tell us the way to Alton Towers
I've got nails and i've wet my trousers
Getting close to Alton Towers
Where the rides wait patiently

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Rides are what i long to see

There's some distant screamin'
It's exactly as i've been dreamin'
Buy some cotton candy
And this sick bag's really handy

Just beyond the hilltops
There's a magic place
Everybody's laughing
A smile fills up my face

Is this the way to Alton Towers?
Chew so much my gum's gone sour
Wet my pants for Alton Towers
Where memories will wait for me
Show us the way to Alton Towers
I've been in this car 5 hours
Travel sick for Alton Towers
And all the rides i want to see

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I'll ride those rides so gleefully

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Where excitement waits for me

(Sha la la la la la la la until fade)