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Song Parodies -> "That's What Al Gore Says"

Original Song Title:

"Beer For My Horses"

Original Performer:

T. Keith

Parody Song Title:

"That's What Al Gore Says"

Parody Written by:

Static

The Lyrics

Willie man come on 6 o'clock news says the Democrats won
Republicans lose
George Bush lost the election
Al Gore won
In your dreams Bill Clinton
That kid never won (yeah)
That kid never won

Grandpapy told my Papy
Back in my day son you had to verify
The President who won
Take the ballots in Florida
And Arthur Andersen
Round up the ballots now, boys
Let's count 'em again
And Bush won again.

(Chorus)
Cause democrats are the people
You should always find
Either in the oval office
Or in the bread line
When the balloters settle
We'll sing a victory tune
And we'll all meet back at the Enron board room
We'll rid of them fast and they'll get on their horses, cause
I hate republicans, that's what Al Gore says

We've got too many Republicans
Doing dirty deeds
Too many recounted elections, hectic in the streets
It's time the long arm of the law brought George Bush out of town
Send them all to Iraq, Saddam'll shoot them down
You know they'll get shot down

(chorus)

I hate republicans, that's what Al Gore says
(chorus)

Singing I hate republicans, that's what Al Gore says

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Static - July 01, 2003 - Report this comment
give credit but someone plz record this!
Static - July 12, 2003 - Report this comment
gd it... I can only make tracks to record over for some songs! I'm working on a song called Free Falling (Gob's I Hear You Calling). Don't need help on it, it'll be on Kazaa Lite soon! Static over & out
Phil Alexander - July 28, 2003 - Report this comment
Only recently listened to the original while looking for something in the charts to write a parody to: there's some quirks in the rhythm that make a parody more challenging (so I went for a different song ). This one's a really good job.
Static - August 11, 2003 - Report this comment
Phil thanks a whole bunch! I know it's quirky and i'm working on it myself.
Katie - October 11, 2003 - Report this comment
lol go static! haha thats great....
What Al Gore hates Republicans (and you should too) - November 20, 2003 - Report this comment
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/1560255080/002-3549215-2112055?v=glance
bill - May 27, 2010 - Report this comment
you suck giant c*** you fag

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