I wanna be a shining sun
Just making dough and having fuh-un
The skills I'd need, well I have none
And yet I can go, for number one

I kiss behinds
Muah Muah Muah
I'm no authority disser
I kiss behinds
Muah muah muah
So much that my lips get blisters
I kiss behinds
Muah muah muah
Butt cheeks are feeling my whiskers
I kiss behinds
Muah Muah muah
Cause I'm a big butt kisser
Just kissin' behinds


I never would be rude to you
Like Cartman says you're super coo
Mercedes are for ladies
All real men like you drive Subarus
Truly you are super glue
Without you we'd be truly doomed
It's great how you can move the room
To useful from a mood of gloom
Like Little Latin Lupe Lu
A song should be made for you
And all who doubt that statement
Should hibernate like that dude Boo Boo
No matter what the Rock said
You are clearly not a rudy poo
Your moves are so smooth that you
Could melt hearts of girls from Koopa's troop
You have the hottest wife, meanwhile
The CEO's spouse moos and moos
Ain't met anyone who can
Always rock the coolest 'do like you
And if you choose to "Do the Dew"
You'll climb K2 and ski down too
At least I know you could
Because you're not yellow like Pikachu
The freest Masons should be grateful
Just to share a room with you
And if you die one day,
Taj Mahal's too small of a tomb for you
You could end global strife
But nothing's wrong with what you choose to do
Now one favor - can I have a raise?
After this, how could you refuse?


I wanna be a shining sun
Just making dough and having fuh-un
The skills I'd need, well I have none
And yet I can go, for number one

I kiss behinds
Muah Muah Muah
I'm no authority disser
I kiss behinds
Muah muah muah
So much that my lips get blisters
I kiss behinds
Muah muah muah
Butt cheeks are feeling my whiskers
I kiss behinds
Muah Muah muah
Cause I'm a big butt kisser
Just kissin' behinds


Here's an apple for the magistrate
Since I don't want a tragic fate
A bottle for professor
To remember when he hands out grades
Looking like I have to pay
But officer your hands look great
Such pretty palms, forgive the fact
My car was in two traffic lanes
I should've used a condom, girl
But I can't pay the child support
With such beauty of mind and face
You shouldn't waste your time in court
If I was in a place - a cage
Where hyper-brainy mice say "zort"
I'd heap on so much praise
They'd forget they still don't rule the world
That music filled my ears with pain
Wait - there's something for me to gain?
That was good, when's your show?
Voice was golden like a field of grain
So you are here because
You must be certain that my Visa's paid?
Noticed that your wrists look strong
Bet you could join the PGA
To make sure my kid's in the game
I buy a gift card for the coach
My mom said to be honest
Yeah right that is a poor approach
As long as nobody
Gets wise to my scheming
Even though I have no talent
I will be treated like a king

Been spending lots of my time way downtown
So my nose turned brown
I keep my face near gutters but I dream of crowns
Acting nice on the surface, but I hate everybody

I keep on kissing a big butt
And keep on lying
I might be a cheater
At least I'm trying
Got no need for
Any real friends
I just keep on kissing rear ends


I kiss behinds
Muah Muah Muah
I'm no authority disser
I kiss behinds
Muah muah muah
So much that my lips get blisters
I kiss behinds
Muah muah muah
Butt cheeks are feeling my whiskers
I kiss behinds
Muah Muah muah
Cause I'm a big butt kisser
Just kissin' behinds