Was list'ning to K-Z-H-T
While driving in my car
"We'll take caller nine
To win the prize
A show fea-tur-ing your designs!"

I called and I won a fashion show
And nobody knows that I don't sew
I'm still figuring out which cloth is which
For my Amazing Fashion Show!

Yeah!
I'm gonna put on the most A-MAY-zing Fashion Show
Some say my style could use some training
But they just don't know how great it is

I'll start with a big beginning
Sweater dresses paired with sequined socks
If anyone says the socks don't rock
I'll kick them out before the end

And at my Amazing Fashion Show
My models will have to shave their heads
So they won't take away from all the clothes
At my Amazing Fashion Show

Yeah!
I'm gonna put on the most A-MAY-zing Fashion Show
Creative juice, I can't restrain it
Makin' shirts from paper plates and
Feathered hats, I can't explain it
But I'll swear by just how great it is

(instrumental)

The colors red and blue and green
On polka dotted pants

Are for my Amazing Fashion Show
Which features a suit of sand paper
That I stapled and glued all night and day
For my Amazing Fashion Show

Yeah!
I'm gonna put on the most A-MAY-zing Fashion Show
Some swimming trunks made out of chains and
I already know how great it's gonna--

Yeah!
It's gonna be the most A-MAY-zing Fashion Show
Gucci and Prada? Eat your hearts out
Folks'll whip their shopping carts out
Once I get my fashion smarts out
I can't tell you just how great it is