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Song Parodies -> "Sticky Gunk"
Original Song Title:
"Icky Thump"
Original Performer:
The White Stripes
Parody Song Title:
"Sticky Gunk"
Parody Written by:
Matthias
The Lyrics
Today we're taking a look at the poor, pathetic individuals who work at cleaning up movie theaters.
Yee-uck! Sticky gunk! Chewed up chunks!
Sitting stuck on the bottom of movie rows
My job as a grump to detach every clump
You might like it but it's kinda gross!
Big Red, Hubba Bubba, They're all spread and I dread
Those boneheads with bubbles blown
Boss said to polish this whole theater
So sick of dealin' with mouth-breathers
Since these guests lack a chromosome
Sticky gunk placed by punks, Films are shown and I'll groan
Heard bubbles poppin', They'll need a headstone
Watch me glare when they're snared under those fat thighs
They don't care, Wads of gum hangin' there!
Pluckin' strands with my hands is a task that's lame
5 Gum, Bubble Tape, Fruit Stripe, Damn deranged!
Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fuck!
CineMarkian putz, Nothin' better to chew?!
Why don't you empty your mouth of that Winterfresh goo?!
Screwed, Stuck like glue, You made me spew
You're big as a blimp with your Juicy Fruit crew!
Sticky gunk! All crushed under butts, Combined
Found a pound, Trapped in my minty fresh Hell
Mindless drone fin'ly grew a backbone
Won't comb, Tell these freaks to clean up after themselves!
Sitting stuck on the bottom of movie rows
My job as a grump to detach every clump
You might like it but it's kinda gross!
Big Red, Hubba Bubba, They're all spread and I dread
Those boneheads with bubbles blown
Boss said to polish this whole theater
So sick of dealin' with mouth-breathers
Since these guests lack a chromosome
Sticky gunk placed by punks, Films are shown and I'll groan
Heard bubbles poppin', They'll need a headstone
Watch me glare when they're snared under those fat thighs
They don't care, Wads of gum hangin' there!
Pluckin' strands with my hands is a task that's lame
5 Gum, Bubble Tape, Fruit Stripe, Damn deranged!
Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fuck!
CineMarkian putz, Nothin' better to chew?!
Why don't you empty your mouth of that Winterfresh goo?!
Screwed, Stuck like glue, You made me spew
You're big as a blimp with your Juicy Fruit crew!
Sticky gunk! All crushed under butts, Combined
Found a pound, Trapped in my minty fresh Hell
Mindless drone fin'ly grew a backbone
Won't comb, Tell these freaks to clean up after themselves!
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Now there's a part of the population we'd not have mind see 50 percent disappear from when Thanos snapped his fingers.
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