So sick of the police always wantin' donuts
They don't let you do 56
Only 55 or less
I hate all of the people who can't driver their cars
Bitch you better get outta the way
Before start falling apart

I hate how the instructor is always so unclear
He says to turn left right here
But the turn, we've already passed

I hate the car, the gas pedal sucks
I hate this thing to the bitter end
It always turns to the right, unless you're turning right
I hate this car

How come I've got no brakes? The gas pedal, it sucks
I push it in a bit farther,
And then it just sorta gets stuck.
I still hate this car, and the pedals that stick
I don't get paid nearly enough
But at least it's not a stick-shift

I hate the car, the gas pedal sucks
I hate this thing to the bitter end
It always turns to the right, unless you're turning right
I hate this car
Damn!

[Guitar Solo]

I hate that I can't tell where the front bumper is,
And when I'm doin' those three-point turns
Well I kinda sorta have to, uh, guess

So if you're pissed at me,
Assholes, here's what you gotta do
Put your middle fingers up in the air,
Go on and say "Fuck You!"

I hate the car, the gas pedal sucks
I hate this thing to the bitter end
It always turns to the right, unless you're turning right
I hate this car

Experience I can't fake, can't find the brake
I hate this car
No it's nothing new, hear "It sucks to be you"
I fuckin' hate this car!