If I had a perfect day
I would have it start this way
Open up the door and it's snowing
Yeah

Then I'd meet up with elves
Start singing jingle bells
Blow devils head of with a missile

Now I am filled with glee
When I fall down a chimney
When I come down and find lotsa sherry
Now there is a christmas tree
For everyone to see
Count the Decorations on the one two three
Rudolphs nose is in sight
It really shows out at night
Feed him carrots to make sure he's still alive
If the kids dont see your slay
And you make your getaway
Then you know
That's one fine day

On that busy night
Don't have time to shite
Then have ourselves another singsong
Yeah

Slays and reindeers
I finish of with a couple of beers
Can't wait 'till next year

I believe i am rather jolly
When all houses are decorated with holly
Cause It never makes me boared, it never turns junk
I suppose it because I get a bit drunk
Drinkin' and lotsa derliverin'
In my mind is the coolest thing
If you're asking me
To have it my way, I'd say that was
One fine day