If I had a perfect day
I would have it start this way
Open up the fridge and eat the lot
Yeah

Then I'd meet up with my friends
Have a burgerking again
We don't even really care what we get
As long as we are well fed

Now excitement seems to grow
When we're eatin' with the bro's
And we find a lorrys load
Open up to see
Tons of kiwis
Stuff the lot in a one two three
Tescos is in sight
And are mouths are open wide
When you eat it you know you're still alive
If the shop don't make you pay
And you quickly run a way
Then you know
That's one food day

On that day before we're through
We could eat a car or two
Then have ourselves another burger king
Yeah

Pizza and lotsa chips
With the little spicy dips
I don't really give a shit what I eat

I believe it's my god-given right
To eat everything in my sight
Cause it never gets dull, it never gets crap
The only thing it gets you is more fat
eatin', drinkin', and eatin' again
In our world it's a way to stay sane
If you're asking me
To have it my way, I'd say that's
One food day