If I had a Shitty day
I would have it start this way
Open up the fridge and bang my head
Yeah

Then get beat up by my freinds
Head out to the game again
And its not my team who wins

Now excitement seems to go
When you get hanged by the bro's
When you di'n get shot by po
Now you stagger back home
And break your back bone
You have to do your mum a deed
When you fall and break your knee
And you try and rob a bank
But get blasted by a tank
Your only just alive
The cops make you pay
And you try to getaway
But you get struck down by a train
Then you know
That's one shit day

On that day before I'm through
I could get hit by a car or two
Then have myselves another banged head
Yeah

Broken legs and plaster casts
Three inch nail up my arse
I can't really do a shit now

I believe it's a load of shite
Because nothing this day has gone right
Cause it really get dull, it really gets old
The only thing I get is more bald
Drinkin', fightin', always in pain
One of these days i'm gonna go insane
If you're asking me
To have it my way, I'd say that's
One shit day