You were there in that barred cage
Told you not to reach with your arm, dude
Just had to lean in that way
Right on the fence edge, too far now, that was dumb
Wanted to pet the chimpanzees, bud
But they were having none of it
I saw it happen, when poo was flung

Will you talk about it? I don't know
Rather drown in shit than recall shite
But I will rub it in your new brown nose
Hope you can take it once it's out, perfect joke
A constant on your Facebook timeline
Thanks to images on display
I took those pictures when poo was flung
When poo was flung

A smart guy, you closed your eyes
When you were faced with what's incoming
When poo was flung

They say that schadenfreude can be so mean
To kick when someone is down
I wonder if they've seen
So much dung in so little time

Hey! Shit! Gross!

Fell down there in that barred cage
Despite all the signs saying not to
Blame's on you that those primates
Saw the intrusion, you were loud and a putz
A close look at the chimpanzees, bud
I hope that was worth all the shit
I saw it happen, when poo was flung
Should have expected it
Laughed when it happened, when poo was flung

Maybe if the monkeys you found were rhesus
Wouldn't be caked in what they leave, bud
But I guess you'll never know