Oh, oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-oh
Oh, oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-oh
Oh, oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-oh
Oh, oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-oh

Tempted to just scream "No!", I'd
Make a mad dash to the right or the left
Except that would be rude, right
Hate to leave anybody so bereft
Of decent explanations
To why revulsion's in my brain set tight
'Gainst the suggestion stated
To look inside said mind

You should know I'm fine
With your science cause it works out in time
But we're talkin' about my brain
And the shootin' of light beams or whatever
Stuff you have in mind
It's kind of a stickin' point
'Fraid that I must decline

Your assistant says "It ain't so bad"
I'm resistant, you should accept that
The brain scan request you made's been shot down
I won't change my mind

Might have been to your home and
Subjected myself to your messed-up shit
You've shrunk and grown and cloned me
And other things that are their own fetish
You would think I'd roll over
With whatever you wanted to do with poor me
But that agreement's over
With what you've asked now, geez

Before, I was fine
With all your pants-on-head mad science, right
But copyin' my brain?
Not only will you never get permission
But it's revoked for all time
Yes, this is the turnin' point
On what was once good times

Your assistant says "It ain't so bad"
Still resistant, learn to deal with that
The brain scan plan of yours is a bust now
Stay out of my mind
Your assistant says "It ain't so bad"
So resistant, call me Teflon Man
A brain scan is a notion I'll shoot down
Ev'ry single time

May claim it's a backup system for when the fan gets hit
I know that smile and what often follows next
I find it vile that you thought
I'd not resist
Not right
The weird transformations were fine
This time?

Your assistant says "It ain't so bad"
Tad resistant cause the concept's mad
A brain scan squashes good feelin's right down
You won't steal my mind
Your assistant says "It ain't so bad"
Not resistant, I reject it flat
No brain scans as long as I still live now
After I'm dead? Fine

Oh, oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-oh
Oh, oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-oh
Oh, oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-oh
Oh, oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-oh (can't object then, fine)
Oh, oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-oh
Oh, oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-oh (steal my undead mind)
Oh, oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-oh
Oh, oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-oh
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