I was a hog
I ate so much before
I’d step down, make new holes in the floor
I rarely could make it out any door
I got to see Dr. Katz, and he showed me some stats
Got me into a bet that I wouldn’t die yet
I weighed so much, but I lost pounds
I weighed so much, but I lost pounds

I’d fill up my car with entrees from taco bars
7-11 was a snacker’s second heaven
I weighed so much, but I lost pounds
I weighed so much, but I lost pounds

While on the run, downed a case of Cinnabons
Twenty Hostess Pies, or a case of Budweiser
I weighed so much, but I lost pounds
I weighed so much, but I lost pounds

I’d scarf Dunkin Donuts because they’d drive me so nuts
‘Twas quite a revelation, they cut my circulation
I weighed so much, but I lost pounds
I weighed so much, but I lost pounds

I went to the DQ, have 10 scoops not just two
Instead of that today, just a cup of light Yoplait
I weighed so much, but I lost pounds
I weighed so much, but I lost pounds

I’d sit at Boston Market, eat turkey by the bucket
Every day I’d have a Pop-Tart, I almost had a popped heart
I weighed so much, but I lost pounds
I weighed so much, but I lost pounds

Gobbled down every Piece and PB cup from Reese
Loved Ben & Jerry’s system of flavors, I’d kiss them!
I weighed so much, but I lost pounds
I weighed so much, but I lost pounds

I would really go to town on KFC and Brown’s
And for dessert a handful of Almond Joys and Mounds
I weighed so much, but I lost pounds
I weighed so much, but I lost pounds

I ate so much each blessed night
I do say now I feel high as a kite
My epilogue—my body’s so light
The pounds I’ve lost, I’m safe and sound