If you, If you have a match
Please let it burn, Grab the can of glade
From your flatulence, I'll need an ambulence
It's tearing me apart, Cause I'm smelling every fart

From you, you swore it wasn't you,
who supplied the gassious spew
So why were you eating the whole can
of baked beans and the spam
Farts are flying all the time?
And now I'm turning blue!

And now I say P.U.

You know I smell a fart from you
You let one slip right past your sphincter
Did you have to make a stinker
Did I have to, did I have to,
Did I have to pull your finger?

Ooooh, Something died inside of you
You thought nothing would go wrong
But the smell was strong, smell was strong

If your, about to let one fly, please give beano a try
Things wouldn't be so perfumed
And I wouldn't want to puke
But you smell like number two
From the fart that you just blew

When I breathe in deep
You know I smell a fart from you
Your farts have tendencies to linger
Did you have to make a stinker
Did I have to, did I have to,
Did I have to pull your finger?

When I breathe in deep
You know I smell a fart from you
You asked if I could pull your finger
Did you have to make a stinker
Did I have to, did I have to,
Did I have to pull your finger?

You know I smell a fart from you
You let one slip right past your sphincter
Did you have to make a stinker
Did I have to, did I have to,
Did I have to pull your finger?