We all have diff'rent tastes in food, that's fine
Won't say I'm right or that you're wrong
But what you've set for me must be a joke
One that's in poor taste, if you will

This will cause a medical hurt
Because you've dumped at least two buckets
Of salt upon my lunch, which
You must know that I can't stomach

I know the recipe says "salt to taste"
But this just takes the piss to me
I like to taste the food that's on my plate
Not just the sodium chloride, you see

I don't need additional hurt
So stop tryna fill up my stomach
With more salt than I wanted
Not like you, I wish you'd stop it

Salty (salty, salty)
Your food's salty all the time
Salty (salty, salty)
I can't swallow this shite
Salty (salty, salty)
Your food's salty all the time
Salty (salty, salty)
I will cough 'til I die

I'm sick of dealing with this type of thing (type of thing)
Thought last time was the last
Promised I could eat from your table
Without the salty thirst that's draining me
And your wine

Can't call you a typical jerk
Insisting I eat how you wanna
Seems your brain can't be bothered
To be that great a recaller

Salty (salty, salty)
Your food's salty all the time
Salty (salty, salty)
My poor tongue feels so dry
Salty (salty, salty)
Your food's salty all the time
Salty (salty, salty)
Never wanted this shite

Ooh, stop now

Not heard of the "minimum" word
Or "limit", that's a problem
Your meals, nobody wants them
'Cause of what you're dumping often

Salty (salty, salty)
Your food's salty all the time
Salty (salty, salty)
Yes, of course, please have mine
Salty (salty, salty)
Your food's salty all the time
Salty (salty, salty)
I'll eat after, that's fine