Song Parodies -> "I Gotta Fever"

Original Song Title:

"I Gotta Feeling"

Original Performer:

"I Gotta Fever"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

...and the only prescription is this recording by Moneyshot Cosmonauts.

I gotta fever
And it might be a case of swine flu
And it might be a case of bird flu
And it might be a case of bat poop flu

Fever (Flu-u!)
And it might be I'm sick from rat fleas
And it might be I'm sick from worm cheese
And it might be I'm sick of the Black Eyed Peas

(Fever)
My head's dead weight!
My stomach churns!
My schnoz is shrapnel!
My sphincter burns!
I'm Patient Zero!
The index case!
I'm Typhoid Mary!
So suck my face!

Give me the maximum dose
Of that Dristan and Zicam
You shove up your nose
I drink Vicks in the two-liter pack
I hear DayQuil and NyQuil
Are just as safe as crack

Is this Black Death? (Plague!)
Whooping cough?
Oops I just sharted (Oops-a-daisy)
Please hose me off!
My petri dishes
Are Fergalicious
I blew my biscuits
And now I'll do it again

I blew up
I threw up
I blew up (I threw up)
I knew it
I'd do it (Blew it)
And here it comes
So screw it (Do it)
I'll do it (Get to it)
I'll spew it, spew it, spew it (And strew it)
Swim through it (Beef stew it)
Swim through it (Don't view it)
YouTube it

'Cause I gotta fever (Flu-u!)
And it might be a case of dog flu
And it might be a case of cow flu
And it might be a case of cat scratch flu

CDC
UHC
Look what I've got! (Got got got got)
Rancid drool
Flaming stool
Buckets of snot! (Snot snot snot snot)
Chicken pox
Monkey pox
Fox in Socks pox! (Pox pox pox pox)
Good thing I
Paid for my
Full set of shots! (Shots shots shots shots)

Deer flu, steer flu
Sheep flu and shank flu
Mink flu, skink flu
Skunk flu and skank flu

Got got got no more sick days
But I need my pay (Hey)
So I'll work today
(Wa-wa-wa-) Watch out where I spray

I gotta fever (Flu-u!)
And it might be a case of swine flu
And it might be a case of bird flu
And it might be a case of poo spew flu

Fever
(Flu-u!)

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Matthias - November 17, 2009 - Report this comment

Everything you write is utterly fantastic! I personally love this original song thus I knew I would love your parody from the getgo, and I also knew I would love your parody from the getgo because it's a Spaff parody. Great work as always!

Christie Marie M - November 17, 2009 - Report this comment

I love the OS and your parody, Spaff, and are you going to make a recording and add this one to your parody CD's? Very well put! Getting sick really sucks. I hope I don't get sick before going to Fla next month! You need 555 days of quarantine!!

Spaff.com - November 17, 2009 - Report this comment

Many thanks, Matthias and CMM!

Yes on the recording. Follow the link in the preface and/or go to this URL:
http://thefump.com/fump.php?id=1245

Silver Power - November 17, 2009 - Report this comment

Another masterpiece written by Mr. Sumsion. Favorite line "And it might be I'm sick of the Black Eyed Peas". Recording is amazing as well.. Terrific job! 5s!

Mark Scotti - November 17, 2009 - Report this comment

Brilliant and "infectious"!!!!

Jack Wilson - November 17, 2009 - Report this comment

LOVE IT!!!!! Sharted is from Along Came Polly right...?

Jonathan S. - November 17, 2009 - Report this comment

As I mentioned on "le FuMP", great recording, and part of the reason I enjoyed this spoof was because, as it happens, I *AM* tired of the OS. 555 enemas.

Spaff.com - November 17, 2009 - Report this comment

Muchas gracias, Silver & Mark & Jonathan! And now that I think about it, "muchas gracias" sounds a bit like an extended sneeze. And the 2009 swine flu outbreak may have begun in Mexico. Coincidence?

Jackie: Ahh, the eternal question: What is the provenance of "shart"? "Along Came Polly" no doubt contributed to the word's circulation, but its most popular definition on Urban Dictionary dates to nearly a year before the movie's release. Further research is required.

TJC - November 17, 2009 - Report this comment

Spafftastic virtuosity!

Spaff.com - November 19, 2009 - Report this comment

*T*hanks for the *J*ismarrific *C*omment!

Jeff Reuben - November 20, 2009 - Report this comment

Awesome job as always, loved listening to the recording. Glad to see you pop up here again!

Dee Range - November 20, 2009 - Report this comment

Did I hear "more cowbell" there at the end of the recording? LOL This is just another typical Spaff effort, meaning: perfect.

Mom - December 05, 2009 - Report this comment

we did such a good job with that name "Spaff". Look now........... it's "spafftastik".

Spaff.com - December 13, 2009 - Report this comment

Jeff: While I don't live on Amiright anymore, I still enjoy visiting the place. Thanks!

Dee: Thank you too. Yes, you did hear that. It's a one-line cameo appearance by the great Luke Ski as Christopher Walken as Bruce Dickinson.

Mom: Thanks for being a good sport about it!

Jack Wilson - February 09, 2010 - Report this comment

Go on youTube and look at Im a Korean which is also a parody of this OS, go past teh banana phone part at the beginning its if KIm jong il did the OS LOL

Spaff.com - February 25, 2010 - Report this comment

Heh heh.

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