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Song Parodies -> "AJ's Drinking Problem OR AJ Needs AA"
Original Song Title:
"I Want It That Way"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Backstreet Boys
Parody Song Title:
"AJ's Drinking Problem OR AJ Needs AA"
Parody Written by:
Wannabee RockSTAR* (DH)
The Lyrics
LoL. My sisters, and other BSB fans i know, hate this song, which just makes it that much more funny to me. This was one of the first parodies i actually sat down and wrote. I've always had a tendancy to mke up my own lyrics... this one was classic. My favourite line is the 'shots of rye (or bourbon from kentucky)' at 2am... i even surprise myself. Much Thanx to G$ for helpin' me on this one.
(Drinking sounds)
When I, have problems,
I drink, to solve them.
The guys, well they say,
"You should be in AA."
Cause I'm always hammered,
Could be, in the slammer.
For dri-ving, when this way,
Should I be in AA?
No more rye, (Jack, Captain or Jose)
Bloodshot eyes, (In the morning, last all day-ay)
The other guys, (We always seem to say)
"Man, you need in AA"
AJ, likes the sauce.
Don't matter, what time it was.
He drinks, till he's on his knees,
Last night he funneled antifreeze.
He could die (No, we couldn't be that lucky)
Shots of rye (or Bourbon from Kentucky)
Glazed over eyes (and sunglasses on all day)
He needs some AA.
BREAKDOWN 1:
Now I can't see straight, but don't have buzz.
This is my life you see, (yeah)
No matter the content you always know, it ends up inside of me.
BREAKDOWN 2:
He has, some problems,
And drinks, to solve them.
I know, (He knows, He knows, He knooooows)
PUT DOWN THAT MICKEY!
Ain't nuthin' but a drunk mate. (Oh shut up!)
Sees alcohol and salivates. (Well, ya that's true)
The sight off Smirnoff makes him drool. (mmmmmm)
He's just a drunken' fool. (Hey!)
Group is done, (no we will stick together)
Nooo more fun. (Be here till you get better)
Before I Go, (Just listen to what he's gonna say)
Nick's leavin' anyway.
The Group is donnnnne, (No, we will stick together)(Be here till you get better)
Before I go, Just listen to what he's gonna say, (Let's hear what he'll say)
Nick's leaving anyway,
Yeah I'm deakin' any.....way.
When I, have problems,
I drink, to solve them.
The guys, well they say,
"You should be in AA."
Cause I'm always hammered,
Could be, in the slammer.
For dri-ving, when this way,
Should I be in AA?
No more rye, (Jack, Captain or Jose)
Bloodshot eyes, (In the morning, last all day-ay)
The other guys, (We always seem to say)
"Man, you need in AA"
AJ, likes the sauce.
Don't matter, what time it was.
He drinks, till he's on his knees,
Last night he funneled antifreeze.
He could die (No, we couldn't be that lucky)
Shots of rye (or Bourbon from Kentucky)
Glazed over eyes (and sunglasses on all day)
He needs some AA.
BREAKDOWN 1:
Now I can't see straight, but don't have buzz.
This is my life you see, (yeah)
No matter the content you always know, it ends up inside of me.
BREAKDOWN 2:
He has, some problems,
And drinks, to solve them.
I know, (He knows, He knows, He knooooows)
PUT DOWN THAT MICKEY!
Ain't nuthin' but a drunk mate. (Oh shut up!)
Sees alcohol and salivates. (Well, ya that's true)
The sight off Smirnoff makes him drool. (mmmmmm)
He's just a drunken' fool. (Hey!)
Group is done, (no we will stick together)
Nooo more fun. (Be here till you get better)
Before I Go, (Just listen to what he's gonna say)
Nick's leavin' anyway.
The Group is donnnnne, (No, we will stick together)(Be here till you get better)
Before I go, Just listen to what he's gonna say, (Let's hear what he'll say)
Nick's leaving anyway,
Yeah I'm deakin' any.....way.
Copyright© 2003 WR* Don't Steal. I'll find you. It won't be pretty.
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right now you're pretty much the least favorite person in the world. it's one thing to make a funny parody about a song (which is why i've been reading them), but it's another thing to completely insult a person. not only would it deeply insult him as a person, you are completely making fun of a serious disorder that many people suffer from. even if he is a backstreet boy, he's still human. you're a heartless cruel son-of-a-bitch. and you suck
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