Armor King, he's still human not an anthro
Armor King, even better than Rey Mysterio
Armor King, sumo wrestlers won't compare to him
Armor King, no one's gonna think he's like a wimp

Armor King, different guy with more protection
Armor King, enter the vortex of destruction
Armor King, worse than lagging, worse than slouching pants
Armor King, doing what the original King can't

Armor King, one W and two I's make life worse
Armor King, good at diving forward feet-first
Armor King, he thinks black could be the new blue
Armor King, something cool can slowly be crude

Armor King, more than just a jaguar-headed man
Armor King, shame on you, bad Mishima clan
Armor King, mightier than the original one
Armor King, lay off Lars Alexandersson

Armor King, Craig Marduk was his most lethal foe
Armor King, he won't have any water in his nose
Armor King, he's still avenging his brother's death
Armor King, when's he unmasked, he'll do a whiskey breath

Armor King, he did such a thing as "six one nine"
Armor King, he hardly tried to do a 69
Armor King, good at baseball, better at wrestling
Armor King, fight without remorse or hassling

Armor King, he has been obsessed with drinking beer
Armor King, he's real strong but you don't have to fear
Armor King, I've never ever seen him unmasked before
Armor King, he never made it to Tekken 3 or 4

Armor King, more than just a jaguar-headed man
Armor King, shame on you, bad Mishima clan
Armor King, mightier than the original one
Armor King, lay off Lars Alexandersson

Armor King, he can't speak, but his uvula's not gone
Armor King, little or no brains, but big on brawn
Armor King, although that his tail still exists
Armor King, head and legs and his iron fists

Armor King, there's no wolf-headed luchador
Armor King, can you hear his lion-type of roar
Armor King, don't try to stare at his bloody eye
Armor King, power's everything as he knew

Armor King, he's giving dojo leaders a challenge
Armor King, the other King still handles orphans
Armor King, he even weighs less than the original
Armor King, his grapples remain uber-professional

Armor King, more than just a jaguar-headed man
Armor King, shame on you, bad Mishima clan
Armor King, mightier than the original one
Armor King, lay off Lars Alexandersson