Was on the internet, when I first saw you.
Singing some song, but I ignored you, sitting there.
Was drawn to your eyes my dear.
I was like “totally O.M.G”
Mike, check out this girl she’s so pretty
But oh no, little did I know.
That Taylor Swift was checkin’ out my booty.
Then Mike said “stay away from Taylor Swift”
Michael please get off my case, you don’t even know!

And I say,
Taylor Swift I know that you want to be with me.
By the way this isn’t at all creepy.
You’ll be the prince, and I’ll be the princess.
It’s a love story, Taylor just say “yes”

Laxed out on the couch, and im watching some T.V
Then it accidentally changes to Disney, then my eye.
Sees Miley for the first time (Oh-oh)
Then Daniel walks in and says “what are you watching”
And I say “oh, nothing, just the wrestling”
And he said to me “don’t even go there bro”

And I say
Miley oh, tale me somewhere we can be alone.
I don’t know where. Preferably your home.
I’ll meet your dad and, we’ll eat some cupcakes.
It’s a love story Miley just say “yes”
Taylor Swift we could go get some Mac n’ Cheese.
I’ll let you choose the topping that you please.
Ill pay the tip and you’ll pay the waitress.
It’s a love story Taylor just say “yes”

Were sick of waiting. We ask the girls to the prom
We sit for hours, waiting.
Must have got stuck in traffic or something?

Mike said,
Miley oh, lately I have been so alone.
I keep waiting for you, but you never come.
You are my prince, and I am your princess.
It’s a love story Miley just say..
Taylor Swift we could have a couple kids.
Name one Jerome and one is a midget.
I’ll be a good dad, coz im a princess.
It’s a love story, Taylor just say “yes”