Kellogg’s!
Don’t you try to fry eggs for breakfast
Unless you want to put me in agony!
Cause I just bake Pop-Tarts! Yum!
From Hot Fudge Sundae to Blueberry that’s all I eat!
So you can throw omelettes in trash cans
When your kitchen I’m plundering for a meal
I hope this flavor’s Chocolate Chip
Cause Wild Grape just does not appeal

My stomach growls it’s hungry (Growl-growl, Growl-growl)
I’ll shove them in the toaster (Growl-growl, Growl-growl)
They call me Tart Baker! (Growl-growl, Growl-growl)
The nickname from my grocer (Growl-growl, Growl-growl)

They’re full of filling
Mostly fruit, Never cheese
Stuff boxes in my cart
At the Mini-Mart
They’re a work of art
I’m only gonna bake, bake, bake
Bake, bake Pop-Tarts
I’m only gonna bake, bake, bake
Bake, bake Pop-Tarts
I’m only gonna bake, bake, bake
Bake, bake Pop-Tarts
I’m only gonna bake, bake, bake
Bake, bake Pop-Tarts

(Growl! Growl!)

At one point I’ve deep-fried it
(Yuck! Yuck! Yuck! Yuck!)
The next time I flambéed it
(Yuck! Yuck! Yuck! Yuck!)
But then I threw a tantrum
(Wahhh-Wahhh! Wahhh-Wahhh!)
They’re only good when bakin’
(Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum!)

I’m not full of these things!
I’ve had fifteen helpings
I will hurl a dart
If you take my tarts
So don’t try it Bart
I’m only gonna bake, bake, bake
Bake, bake Pop-Tarts
I’m only gonna bake, bake, bake
Bake, bake Pop-Tarts
I’m only gonna bake, bake, bake
Bake, bake Pop-Tarts
I’m only gonna bake, bake, bake
Bake, bake Pop-Tarts

That’s all there is in my kitchen
Glistened
Now I’m only going to bake Pop-Tarts
Your batter from pancake mix will learn the laws of physics
When I take your bowl, chuck it and watch it shatter
Cause these toaster pastries are made by fairies
That is a fact that I just made up
All I know is that food makes me squeal
You might think Toaster Strudels are a replacement
But you’ll know the truth when I kick your heel

Cinnamon and caramel ones are almost good when you eat them cold
When toasted I’ll wolf them down till the box is gone and you’ll hear me moan
Kellogg’s factory has me on their “Most Wanted Chart”
Still they’re in my heart

I’m only gonna bake, bake, bake
Bake, bake Pop-Tarts
I’m only gonna bake, bake, bake
Bake, bake Pop-Tarts
I’m only gonna bake, bake, bake
Bake, bake Pop-Tarts
I’m only gonna bake, bake, bake
Bake, bake Pop-Tarts

(Yum! Yum!)
(Yum! Yum!)
(More! More!)
(More! More!)