screaming, the seat i grip,
napalm, on my lips,
as i cry,
i wonder why,
did i pick the phaal?,

the cold water pitcher seems so far away,
the glass is melting at my mouth and,
if i get out of this place alive,
thats the last time i will order,

chicken phaal!
phaal-a,phaal-a, fire in a bowl,
chicken phaal!,
phaal-a,phaal-a, phaal-a, holy shite!,
chicken phaal!,
why didnt i just have a korma?
chicken phaal!!!!,

vision, fading out,
ko'd, in the first bout,
satan, he hath no,
he hath no fury,

breathing big fireballs, godzilla would be proud,
here come the people from the telly,
they think its terrorists, but it might be,
if napalm was added to my,

chicken phaal!,
phaal-a,phaal-a, wait till nature calls,
chicken phaal!,
phaal-a, phaal-a, phaal-a, holy shite!,
chicken phaal!,
you'll be peppering the walls come 6am,
chicken phaal!!!.

phaal!
phaal!

morning, my bowels moan,
the toilets, a disaster zone,
now i warn you, whatever you do,
go for a saag,

paying the price for stepping on the wild side,
i thought i could be a hardo,
now my intestines are down the pan,
all because of this ,

chicken phaal!,
phaal-a, phaal-a, just like lava
chicken phaal!,
phaal-a, phaal-a, phaal-a, holy shite!,
chicken phaal!,
a way to ensure a quick suicide,
chicken phaal!,

phaal, it is too damn hot for me,
phaal, so what chance do you think you have,
phaal, just stick with the rogan josh,
chicken phaal!!!!!

chicken phaal....