We slept under a waterfall
we're now in the river
and were swept away by the falls
swimming to the shore
we hear a bear
we lost our stuff
we won't find it all....
cause we are the ones who went on this trip
always want to camp
but this is one I'd rather skip
and we are the ones that want to expire
tried to roast to marshmallow
but that launched a wall of fire

Then snow falls, in the sky
when you lose your tent
you loose your mind

we had to drink from a waterfall
we drink from the river
then we spit it out and start to yell at the falls
searching for the car
we hear it smash
we see a bear
we don't find them all...
cause we are the ones that want to say
"This trip is bogus
so why do we have to stay?"
and we are the ones that want to leave
$100 for a campsite
is a little too hard to believe

sleeping there, on the ground
we finally lost our minds
when we heard a sound:
lightning bolts, so up high
if they zap us, that wouldn't be a surprise

rain, snow, sleet, in the sky
I don't mind
I'll be numb for the rest of my life
Camping ain't fun, it's a lie
Cuz it fells like you are gonna die.