Song Parodies -> "Still Farming (Adventure Quest parody)"

Original Song Title:

"Still Waiting"

Original Performer:

Sum 41

Parody Song Title:

"Still Farming (Adventure Quest parody)"

Parody Written by:

Calladus52

The Lyrics

Adventure Quest is (c) Artix Entertainment LLC. I do not own nor am I associated with this company. Just a heads up. Also, if you don't play Adventure Quest, you might not get it. But if you happen to get it, okay.

So am I
Still farming
For ubers, it's not charming,
Can't find no
Gold pieces
It breaks me into pieces*

It sends
A shock to my head,
Your prices are turning me red!
Can't change
The state of the prices,
I want some slices and dices!**

I must
Keep up the farming
I'm the
One the prices are harming,
I just cannot wait
Until black FRIDAAAAYYY...

So am I
Still farming
For ubers, it's not charming,
Can't find no
Gold pieces
It breaks me into pieces

It's the hint
I'm stuck in the fridge
And I'm stuck with this sucky Arkridge
The step
To really believing
That I'm just torn up, bleeding.

How will
I see that I fix this?
I'll farm, but it'll be vicious.
I just cannot wait,
Until BLACK FRIDAAAAYYY...

So am I
Still farming
For ubers, it's not charming,
Can't find no
Gold pieces
It breaks me into pieces

I. Can't. Farm forever,
Time. Will. Make things better
I feel so alone,
Can't defend myself,
And no one knows
This thing's
Not working for me! (for me... for me... for me...)

SO!

One hand,
It hurts
Ubers need a price nerf!
Big deal,
I feel
I'll show you how it feels...*

So am I
Still farming
For ubers, it's not charming,
Can't find no
Gold pieces
It breaks me into pieces

So am I
Still farming
For ubers, it's not charming,
Can't find no
Gold pieces
It breaks me into pieces!

*I used this word twice because I couldn't think of any other word that rhymes with it that would make sense. ** My character is actually a beastmage, so slices and dices (i.e. with a sword) would not be appropriate for my character (who uses pets, staves, and spells to attack)... Also, don't downvote and bash this parody with stuff like "LOL, AdVeNtUrE qUeSt SuX aNd Is FoR n00BzOrZ, ROFL" It makes you look like a noob as well.

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