I've been hit in the balls again
I'm never playing ball again
I'll volunteer for euthanasia
It feels like I had myself castrated

I've been hit in the balls again
Last time, into the wall, I ran
Somehow I hit it with crotch first
An example from a life that's been filled with hurt

And there was the time with my girlfriend
This time we were play-fighting and then
When I grabbed her like a fireman
She swung her arm down

I've been hit in the balls again
I'm looking like a fool again
And I know you will take a picture
And post it up somewhere on some webpage

Never play
Third or first base
When you know you forgot your cup
It's better if you don't make the cut

I was just standing on the third-base line
Baseball, it always makes me feel so fine
I guess somehow I had lost my mind
I was just looking in the bleachers, and then a line-drive...

I've been hit in the balls again
Keep your eye on the ball, my friend
And spare yourself humiliation
And a trip down to the first aid station

I've been hit in the balls again
I'm never playing ball again
I've been hit in the balls again
Keep your eye on the ball, my friend
I've been hit in the balls again