Ripping off all cul-de-sac children
Sarah, Rolf, Naz, and even Kevin
Millions of bucks he dreams of making
Those stupid lies goon in his
Head

He lives life like a shark near dolphins
Outlawed by his one source to live

I wonder when he'll quit scammin' (2x's)

He wants it, has it, needs it

So we'll tell you when he's scaming again
And we'll tell you when he's scamming again

He'll never give up at all

He wants it, has it, needs it

So we'll tell you when he's scaming again
And we'll tell you when he's scamming again

He'll never give up at all

Big scam coming, do not fall for Eddy

He'll say "Give it up, kid give it up
That costs money"

"He'll buy jawbreakers with the quarters he gets
With the quarters he gets"
That's what Double D said

Big scam coming, do not fall for Eddy

He'll say "Give it up, kid give it up
That costs money"

"He'll buy jawbreakers with the quarters he gets
With the quarters he gets"
That's what Double D said

Big scam coming, do not fall for Eddy(Ripping off all cul-de-sac children)

He'll say "Give it up, kid give it up(Sarah, Rolf, Naz, and even Kevin)
That costs money"

"He'll buy jawbreakers with the quarters he gets(Millions of bucks he dreams of making)
With the quarters he gets"(Those stupid lies goon in his)
That's what Double D said