The bottle's dry,
Last night it was full before,
Then we had that party last night.
Now I am thirsty,
For Bud Light or Heinikein,
Buy a new six-pack before,
Before I go crazy.


We're out of beer, the store's far away
It's one block, but that is a long way.
Beer's my intake, so much retained,
I'm now wasted on the floor all day.
We're out of beer, the store's far away
I guess this hangover will go someday,
I cannot live without one drink,
so go get me a six-pack today


Want Jack Daniels,
To lift me from my deep low,
I'm feeling happy, not gay.
See my drunk smile
With breath that would kill a horse,
I'm so wasted cuz' I have,
I have been drinking.


We're out of beer, the store's far away
It's one block, but that is a long way.
Beer's my intake, so much retained,
I'm now wasted on the floor all day.
We're out of beer, the store's far away
I guess this hangover will go someday,
I cannot live without one drink,
so go get me a six-pack today


This beer's so tasty,
I'm so thirsty.
It's so tasty.
And I'm so thirsty.

We're out of beer, the store's far away
It's one block, but that is a long way.
Beer's my intake, so much retained,
I'm now wasted on the floor all day.
We're out of beer, the store's far away
I guess this hangover will go someday,
I cannot live without one drink,
so go get me a six-pack today