[Sister]
Hey, turn to the cartoon network
[Wolveroses]
What is this? Another whack cartoon or something?
[Sister]
I don't know. It looks good though.
I'm surprised, you're the cartoon fanatic.
[Wolveroses]
Oh hey, it's my roll dog Scooby.
Let's see what case they have to solve today.

I sit around bored as hell with nothing else to do
So I turn on the TV and start watching some cartoons
Aw look, he's my favorite it's my homey Scooby-Doo
With Shaggy, Freddy, Daphney, and case solver Thelma too
Mysteries to be found monsters roam the night
Voodoo spells are used well if they are right
All these zombies come alive I see them in the streets
So make a run to the van and start up the mystery machine
People say don't believe because there is no such thing
But you go inside the cemetary and say there is nothing

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All these kids watching cartoons
Ten years later still watching the tube
The cartoon fanatics
Watch one show 'cause it's what they're use to
As they see what's on the tube
Their life surrounded by these cartoons
These cartoons, these cartoons
Their life surrounded by these cartoons

Back in time when I use to watch a pup named Scooby-Doo
It has the same characters added with Red Herring too
Freedy blames him every time that's all he ever thinks
He dreams of aliens taking over the earth but no one believes
They live in a clubhouse of their own and you can ask
For them to solve the case and reveal that scary mask
I seen good episodes and others were just lame
But I've seen it so many times it's like they're all the same
My life I spent watching these can't believe I'm still doing this
That there's no way in hell one that that I missed

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Bang bang bang, boom boom boom
What's that noise in the other bedroom
Nah nah nah nah, ooh la la
I know what I was going to tell ya
Now as they look for some clues
Look at this it's another finger print shoe
Won't go inside without a scooby snack
You afraid? Man, everybody knows that
Eenie meenie miney mo there goes the scary guy
Now you have to find somewhere to hide
You's a chicken and so is Shaggy
Runaway cowards, aren't you ashamed G
Somebody should of warned ya, he's behind the door
Oh no watch out here comes two or three more
You's a damn fool, a laughing trip
Making jokes that Scooby never does get
Now have you ever seen a man wearing pantyhose
Then watch Shaggy run away to hide from the scary ghosts

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