Pooooooooooop . . . . . . . . .
Pooooooooooop . . . . . . . . .

When ya get to the bathroom
Pop a little squat (or Squaaaaaaawwt)
Pop a little squat
Pop a little squat
And the air in the bathroom's
Gettin kinda hot
Gettin kinda hot
Gettin kinda hot
And if ya neighbor's gettin mad at you
Drop it in the pot
Drop it in the pot
Drop it in the pot
But all the toilet paper's gone, and the water's gone down
It's hard to get some TP when your sittin on the john

I'm a mad dude, blowin off steam
Had some tofu, had some ice cream
Feelin like I'm, sea-sick on a boat
Pourin that Pepto-Bismol down my throat
Walkin to the bathroom, now I'm bouta throw up
Can't sit right away 'cause someone left the seat up
Gotta wait a second now, feelin kinda dizzay
Startin to drop out, comin like a sprizzay
Causin a commotion, people sniffin, yellin "What the f@#*?!"
It stinks so bad, it hits you like a Mack truck
Got some on the floor now, know what that be?
S-C-double O-P, J-O-double B
Can't seem to break it off so finally I squeeze my cheeks
I stand up and I'm starin at a brown streak
I feel better but I still ain't great
I walk out and everybody done evacuated

When ya get to the bathroom
Pop a little squat (or Squaaaaaaawwt)
Pop a little squat
Pop a little squat
And the air in the bathroom's
Gettin kinda hot
Gettin kinda hot
Gettin kinda hot
And if ya neighbor's gettin mad at you
Drop it in the pot
Drop it in the pot
Drop it in the pot
But all the toilet paper's gone, and the water's gone down
It's hard to get some TP when your sittin on the john

Pooooooooooop . . . . . . . . .
Pooooooooooop . . . . . . . . .