Here and now, take a bow
Thank everybody
You've gone and done it again
You've got the new hit song
It's played for everybody,
And they're all dancing again

And you're on the stage (and the cover page)
But the end is near
So push rewind just in time
Thank anybody you might not be here again

The way that you walk
It's just the way that you dance 'cause you can't sing
And every single hit has sampling
Because your song is dumb

Make it rock,
Shake the block,
Take everybody
You're gonna fake it again
And no one knows but your friends
And all the paparazzi
They aim their camera lens

You're the world's next craze (But you're just a phase)
'Cause the end is near
So push rewind just in time
Ask anybody you might not do it again

The way that you walk
It's just the way that you dance 'cause you can't sing
And every single hit's got sampling

And when your record sales get slow
And Rolling Stone's saying "I told you so"
Looking back before you go
Tomorrow's gonna hurt

You were on the stage (And the cover page)
But the end is here
Can't push rewind, no more time
Told everybody

It was the way that you walked
It's just the way that you danced 'cause you couldn't sing
Now you got a job at Burger King
Because your song was dumb