Somebody just told me that new kid got in trouble
He threw spaghetti on the principal's head
Well, the principal made him stick out his little ass
And left a footmark on his tender seater

Then, the pain started comin and they didn't stop comin?
He wrote out some rules and he did it while standing
All he wanted to have was fun
He got what he wanted with a beaten up bum

Now he can't sit, now he can't poo
No more taking long trips to the loo
He's gonna be standing for a while
If the principal knew he would smile

Hey man, got a Sore ass?
Pull your pants up, bear pain
Hey man, got a Sore ass?
Just don't mind it, you're game
Don't show them that you are weak
You've just got some hurt little bumcheeks

After one day his pain got worser
His Mummy freaked out and took him to the doctor
And the doctor looked at the taken pictures
Judging by the injury he said it was a fracture

Back at school, the rumors start to spread
The news about the kid who messed up principal's head
Instead of criticizing, they asked instead
What position would he have to sleep on his bed?

Hey man, got a Sore ass?
Pull your pants up, bear pain
Hey man, got a Sore ass?
Just don't mind it, you're game
Don't show them that you are weak
You've just got some hurt little bumcheeks

Somebody asked him, could you still let out some gas?
Or is your ass ain't never gonna be same?
He said, ¡§Yep, I can do it¡¨
And he pulled his tracksuit panties down
Out came a whopper aimed at principal's face..

Then, the pain started comin and they didn't stop comin?
Being kicked twice, hey, sure is something
All he wanted to do was fart
He did what he wanted with a broken up butt

Now he can't talk, Now he can't chew
No more eating Momma's chicken curry stew
He's gonna be operating for a while
I bet the principal's laughing out loud

Hey man, got a Sore ass?
Pull your pants up, bear pain
Hey man, got a Sore ass?
Just don't mind it, you're game
Don't show them that you are weak
You've just got some hurt little bumcheeks...ouch!