Song Parodies -> "Nifong Song"

Original Song Title:

"The Thong Song"

Original Performer:

"Nifong Song"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Sorry I'm late.

This case right here
Is letting all the people know
That I'm a dumbass
You know, those crappy things in life
a heh heh heh
Here me out

Ooh that case so scandalous
And I think I can find a way to handle it
So she's gyratin' her ass in the joint
Time to blow this thing to a point
Uh

Then I withheld all those evidence
So those jocks will all make residence
At the 'pound your ass' state prison
And then it's 'Hasta la Vista Baby'

Al Sharpton comes in fast, fast, fast
What a pest, pest, pest
We put on a mask, mask, mask
I think I'll sling it again

Al Sharpton comes in fast, fast, fast
What a pest, pest, pest
It's my song
My name is Bifong

I love it when the court goes
Dum dumb dum
Until I find out they're not
Dum dumb dum
DNA samples I won't show
Dum dumb dum
Nifong, Fong, Fong, Fong, Fong

I love it when the court goes
Dum dumb dum
Until I find out they're not
Dum dumb dum
DNA samples I won't show
Dum dumb dum
Nifong, Fong, Fong, Fong, Fong

That case so scandalous
And I think I can find a way to handle it
So she's gyratin' her ass in the joint
Time to blow this thing to a point

Then that stripper just f**ked her story
Though none of us were ever sorry
That's the beginning of the end
Then soon it's 'Hasta la Vista Nifong'

Al Sharpton comes in fast, fast, fast
What a pest, pest, pest
We put on a mask, mask, mask
I think I'll sling it again

Al Sharpton comes in fast, fast, fast
What a pest, pest, pest
It's my song
My name is Bifong

I love it when the court goes
Dum dumb dum
Until I find out they're not
Dum dumb dum
DNA samples I won't show
Dum dumb dum
Nifong, Fong, Fong, Fong, Fong

I love it when the court goes
Dum dumb dum
Until I find out they're not
Dum dumb dum
DNA samples I won't show
Dum dumb dum
Nifong, Fong, Fong, Fong, Fong

I love it when the court goes
Dum dumb dum
Until I find out they're not
Dum dumb dum
DNA samples I won't show
Dum dumb dum
Nifong, Fong, Fong, Fong, Fong

I love it when the court goes
Dum dumb dum
Until I find out they're not
Dum dumb dum
DNA samples I won't show
Dum dumb dum
Nifong, Fong, Fong, Fong, Fong

Noooooo
That case so scandalous
I have sworn that I could handle that f**king case
That whole thing's gonna bite me in the ace
Now this time I am screwed for good
D'oh

She just had to f**ked up her story
I cannot save face by using that story
I will not let this case to stop
Although the case will soon turn to a flop

Al Sharpton comes in fast, fast, fast
What a pest, pest, pest. uh
We put on a mask, mask, mask
I think I'll sling it again

'Cuz Al Sharpton comes in fast, fast, fast
What a pest, pest, pest, uh
It's my song
My name is Bifong

Dammit
Dammit
Dammit
Dammit

Noooooo man

I love it when the court goes
Dum dumb dum
Until I find out they're not
Dum dumb dum
DNA samples I won't show
Dum dumb dum
Nifong, Fong, Fong, Fong, Fong

I love it when the court goes
Dum dumb dum
Until I find out they're not
Dum dumb dum
DNA samples I won't show
Dum dumb dum
Nifong, Fong, Fong, Fong, Fong

I love it when the court goes
Dum dumb dum
Until I find out they're not
Dum dumb dum
DNA samples I won't show
Dum dumb dum
Nifong, Fong, Fong, Fong, Fong

I love it when the court goes
Dum dumb dum
Until I find out they're not
Dum dumb dum
DNA samples I won't show
Dum dumb dum
Nifong, Fong, Fong, Fong, Fong

I love it when the court goes
Dum dumb dum
Until I find out they're not
Dum dumb dum
DNA samples I won't show
Dum dumb dum
Nifong, Fong, Fong, Fong, Fong

Dum dumb dum
Dum dumb dum
Dum dumb dum
Fong, Fong, Fong, Fong, Fong

Dum dumb dum
Dum dumb dum
Dum dumb dum
Fong, Fong, Fong, Fong, Fong

I love it when the court goes
Dum dumb dum
Until I find out they're not
Dum dumb dum
DNA samples I won't show
Dum dumb dum
Nifong, Fong, Fong, Fong, Fong

I love it when the court goes
Dum dumb dum
Until I find out they're not
Dum dumb dum
DNA samples I won't show
Dum dumb dum
Nifong, Fong, Fong, Fong, Fong

I love it when the court goes
Dum dumb dum
Until I find out they're not
Dum dumb dum
DNA samples I won't show
Dum dumb dum
Nifong, Fong, Fong, Fong, Fong

Hope the Yankees come around, they start having problems at Coors Field ever since I started working on this.

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Max Power - June 23, 2007 - Report this comment

Nifong must've voted.

Below Average Dave - June 24, 2007 - Report this comment

Not sure who Nifong is. . .honestly. . .but anyhow. . .Pretty well paced buddy. . .have to be 100% truthful--this was heck a repeatitive (I feel like Gwen Stefani in that comment-but I'll leave it as typed). . .good write though, got a chuckle out of me.

Power to the Max - June 27, 2007 - Report this comment

He must have. Even Pacholek doesn't like Nifong! I never thought I'd see the day arrive when that happened.

Agrimorfee - July 10, 2007 - Report this comment

(SOTM) Not aware of the story behind this...sounds like Kobe all over again, amiright? A little repetitive.

Below Average Dave - July 10, 2007 - Report this comment

(SOTM) Not aware of the full story either, but from what I've found. . .it looks like you captured it well. Pacing was close, but some parts were a stretch (I gave you the benefit of the doubt as Sisqo has "Beyonce" complex and makes it hard to pace perfectly). . .not bad.

Matthias - July 14, 2007 - Report this comment

Unfamiler with this Nifong guy, and the song is a bit repetitive, but it wasn't a bad write.

Peter Andersson - July 22, 2007 - Report this comment

SOTM - Don't know the original story but it's parody writers development must to now and then run with a current topic wheter or not the other ones here knows it too (though I know from personal experience that those parodies seldom make good in SOTM). BTW: The Youtube link is dead, I didn't need it myself but you might wanna find another source for some of those that will come here later this month.

Phil Alexander - July 26, 2007 - Report this comment

I thought I didn't KTOS, but realize that I do (just never knew what the title was). A bit too much repetition for me (it's the parody author's duty to do better than the people who write these repetitious songs... IMO)

bobpiecheese - July 27, 2007 - Report this comment

(SOTM) First, I have no idea who the hell Nifong is. Second, It's a bit repetitive. Last, fun read anyways (I like the OS).

Jason - July 28, 2007 - Report this comment

(SOTM) I partly agree with bobpiecheese. I have no idea what on earth Nifong is, but it was an interesting read.

McKludge - July 28, 2007 - Report this comment

(SOTM) I'm sure this case never made it across the pond, so most Europeans have no idea about Nifong. Agree with Phil that repetition should be avoided, even if the OS is highly repetitive.

Cat - July 28, 2007 - Report this comment

(SOTM) Rather confusing. You think you could pick some less obscure topics, Max?

stuart mcarthur - July 30, 2007 - Report this comment

(SOTM) ha, Cat captured my thoughts pretty well - I was hoping to pick up who Nifong was as I was reading but I'm still in the dark - I can see why the title sub occurred to you though, and thanks for the opportunity to see that youtube video, Max - phew!

Jeff Reuben - July 30, 2007 - Report this comment

Nifong was the prosecutor in a case of alleged rape by a bunch of Duke lacrosse players. The prosecutor basically screwed the case badly, the Duke players were (rightfully) acquitted, and the Nifong was disbarred. As an ACC sports fan, I knew all about this one, but I can see where a lot of people (especially people out of the country) would be lost.

wannabemustangjockey - July 31, 2007 - Report this comment

SOTM - I had very limited understanding of this parody without knowing the backstory, thanks Jeff for clearing it up a little.

The Charnstar - July 31, 2007 - Report this comment

SOTM - One real critisism, and that is the dum dumb dum bit... If this song were ever to be recorded, it would be hard to destinguish the Dums from the Dumbs. 5-5-5

Kristof Robertson - July 31, 2007 - Report this comment

(SOTM) Like others have said, this is a bit obscure to be a SOTM contender, Max...but nevertheless well written. 544

Jack Wilson - July 31, 2007 - Report this comment

That was great, Ill give it 544

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