Song Parodies -> "Why'd I Dress Up Like Archie?"

Original Song Title:

"How Could This Happen To Me"

Original Performer:

"Why'd I Dress Up Like Archie?"

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The Lyrics

That's what happens when you try to use the right clothes to form an Archie Andrews costume of your own.

My hands feel so weak
Hitting hard, I could easily crack my knuckles
My hair's not dyed red
Oh, but although I had
Little or no freckles
Two girls fight over me
But I can’t make them go away
Thought just one will date me

Why'd I dress up like Archie
By wearing long slacks
And a white dress shirt
With a black sleeveless shirt over it
I know that outfit
Makes me a nice guy
Why'd I dress up like Archie

Everybody’s thinking
About that freckled redhead in a comic
I gotta turn the page
I have to slip and fall
But I try to resist once again
Got no R in front
Although that my heart
Never shatters
No matter who I've thought I am
No matter what I'm wearing, and what else?
Silly me

Why'd I dress up like Archie
By wearing long slacks
And a white dress shirt
With a black sleeveless shirt over it
I know that outfit
Makes me a nice guy
Why'd I dress up like Archie

By wearing long slacks
And a white dress shirt
With a black sleeveless shirt over it
I know that outfit
Makes me a nice guy
Why'd I dress up like Archie

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