Do you ever eat too much meat
And it all goes to your ass
And you sit down for a quick crap
But end up there for hours
Do you ever lose the paper roll
And you find it in the hallway
Then you go back and sit down again
For a couple more hours
No you don't know what its like
When your in there all night
You don't know what its like to be like me

To go crap
All day long
With a game boy playing pong
Never stop
Sitting down
You've made the toilet all brown
To be six inches from the plunger
And you can't bend to reach it
No you don't know what its like
Got the runs all night

Do you need to open up the glade
And spray it all everywhere
Until it smells so fresh and clean
With out that awful odor
Are you tripping when you wipe yourself
And you almost get it on the floor
This pain is just way too much
I bet you that i'm bleeding
No you don't know what its like
When your in there all night
You don't know what its like to be like me

To go crap
All day long
With a game boy playing pong
Never stop
Sitting down
You've made the toilet all brown
To be six inches from the plunger
And you can't bend to reach it
No you don't know what its like
Got the runs all night

Nothing ever takes this long a day
Unless you have a food attack
I should be out at work
But i'm crapping all day
I'm finally done it was a triple flusher
It only took me three hours to complete
You don't know what its like
What its like

To go crap
All day long
With a game boy playing pong
Never stop
Sitting down
You've made the toilet all brown
To be six inches from the plunger
And you can't bend to reach it
No you don't know what its like
Got the runs all night
To go crap
All day long
With a game boy playing pong
Never stop
Sitting down
You've made the toilet all brown
To be six inches from the plunger
And you can't bend to reach it
No you don't know what its like
Got the runs all night

Got the runs all night
Got the runs all night
Got the runs all night