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Song Parodies -> "The Bic Blades Are The Cheapest"
Original Song Title:
"The First Cut Is The Deepest"
Original Performer:
Sheryl Crowe
Parody Song Title:
"The Bic Blades Are The Cheapest"
Parody Written by:
Rudy Ramirez
The Lyrics
I would have given you all of my bucks
Just to have a blade that won't cut me apart
And it's taking all the blood that I 've got
But if you want, I'll try to shave again,
Baby I'll try to shave again but I know
The Bic blades are the cheapest, baby I know
The Bic blades are the cheapest,
'cause when it comes to razor blades they're cursed
when it comes to single blades they're worse
but when it comes to cutting my face they're first
that's how I know
The Bic blades are the cheapest, baby I know
The Bic blades are the cheapest
I still want to shave my side
Just to help me remove the hairs that I hide
Cause I'm sure gonna kiss them good-bye
And if you want, I'll try to shave again
But baby, I'll try to shave again, but I know
The Bic blades are the cheapest, baby I know
The Bic blades are the cheapest,
'cause when it comes to razor blades they're cursed
when it comes to single blades they're worse
but when it comes to cutting my face they're first
that's how I know
The Bic blades are the cheapest, baby I know
The Bic blades are the cheapest
Just to have a blade that won't cut me apart
And it's taking all the blood that I 've got
But if you want, I'll try to shave again,
Baby I'll try to shave again but I know
The Bic blades are the cheapest, baby I know
The Bic blades are the cheapest,
'cause when it comes to razor blades they're cursed
when it comes to single blades they're worse
but when it comes to cutting my face they're first
that's how I know
The Bic blades are the cheapest, baby I know
The Bic blades are the cheapest
I still want to shave my side
Just to help me remove the hairs that I hide
Cause I'm sure gonna kiss them good-bye
And if you want, I'll try to shave again
But baby, I'll try to shave again, but I know
The Bic blades are the cheapest, baby I know
The Bic blades are the cheapest,
'cause when it comes to razor blades they're cursed
when it comes to single blades they're worse
but when it comes to cutting my face they're first
that's how I know
The Bic blades are the cheapest, baby I know
The Bic blades are the cheapest
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