This stuff will give you a burn of the heart;
Have your luncheon there, for sure you’ll fart.
You take risks that you’ll eat turds of rat,
And if you want those fries. . .a transfat sin—
Tasty those fries, but transfat’s in them, you know.

The worst sup is the cheapest. . .
Tasty, but gross,
The worst sup is the cheapest.
When it comes to being sucky, the worst
Is McDonald’s—eat their fare, your gut’s cursed.

You still want this fatty gristle that’s fried?
Get E-coli when you take it inside.
Salmonella in that salad’s high,
And do you want that pie? Best think again—
Tasty that pie, but transfat’s in it, you know.

Grooooooooooooooos!

The worst sup is the cheapest. . .
Tasty, but gross,
The worst sup is the cheapest.
When it comes to being sucky, the thirst
Quenchers there are naught by a fructose curse.

You still want this potato starch that’s fried?
Lipidemia when it goes inside.
Saturation level’s very high—
So do you want those fries? Best think again.
Tasty those fries, but shatrat’s in them, you know.

Grooooooooooooooos!

The worst sup is the cheapest. . .
Tasty, but gross,
The worst sup is the cheapest.
When it comes to being sucky, the worst
Is McDonald’s, but all fast food’s a curse.