Who knows where he comes from
Who knows his story
Who cares why he's standing here, tonight
Please don't vote
You're wasting your money
They have fixed the win - it's not right

Well I know X Factor's foolish
So I promise you, no more
I've finally found something else worth watching

So I am here to say don't worry
I 'm not here to lie to you
It's clear you waste your money
let Shayne fall to number two
You are here to watch Big Brother
See Jodie Marsh's nooose
While Pete, Traci and Gorgeous George
Sell their souls

Please don't vote
You know Simon needs you
He can't earn without you
Won't be on TV without you

Well I know X Factor's foolish
So I promise you no more,
No more

Cos I'm here to say don't worry
I'm not here to lie to you
It's clear you spent your money
To stop Chico going through
You are here to watch Big Brother
See funnyman Barrymore
While Preston and Chantelle the whore
Need birth control

And I know Shayne ain't clever
but his rhymes can go on forever
and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever
and ever (and ever and ever and ever and ever)

Cos I'm here to say don't worry
I'm not here to lie to you
It's clear you waste your money
let Shayne fall to number two
You are here to watch Big Brother
You're not giving up, oh no
While Pete, Traci and Gorgeous George,
While Pete, Traci and Gorgeous George
Sell their souls