it's not froggy's fault we're so quizzical
science class, so I see, must get physical
every twenty classes we replace the frog
and when it comes to him, I don't care
if he was live or dead

dissection, I don't wanna flunk the inspection
and give the teacher bad impressions
I've gutted him see, and I'll gut his mother
it doesn't give me bother
dissection, we see him in different angles
that's his whizzy and his whango
he's falling apart, need a new frog today
no way, we need a frog today

next to his little heart is his bronchials
how he breathes out of there is so comical
but we gotta point all the small bits out
don't let him drop on the ground
his guts are spilling out

dissection, I don't wanna flunk the inspection
and give the teacher bad impressions
I've gutted him see, and I'll gut his mother
it doesn't give me bother
dissection, we see him in different angles
that's his whizzy and his whango
he's falling apart, need a new frog today
no way, we need a frog today

now I hope I can just pass biology
put it back, his guts are there to see
I'm out of here ow!

class is pathetic and moronic
and my frog is bionic
frog guts level three
and it'll get to me
but I will try it
converse it
I won't dissect a horse
but I can cut kermie
yes, I can cut kermie, frog boy

dissection, I don't wanna flunk the inspection
and give the teacher bad impressions
I've gutted him see, and I'll gut his mother
it doesn't give me bother
dissection, we see him in different angles
that's his whizzy and his whango
he's falling apart, need a new frog today
no way, we need a frog today

get an "a"
get an "a-hey hey"
get an "a-yay ya"

ahooha hha hiahaia
ahohahoahoahoha

he's fallin apart in my hards again
get an "a"
he's fallin apart in my hands again

get an "a"