It's not my fault that I ate too much cereal
Yet all the damage it caused is unfakable

Every twenty seconds gas comes out my butt
When it comes to sh*t
It's not there.. I guess it's really dead

Oh, Ejection
I cannot stand this frustration
I suffer from this constipation
I ate too much cheese
Gouda, blue and cheddar
Got fuzzy in the tummy
I head to the toilet and sit and wait
I wait, but it won't get away!

Next to the cheap sausage-dogs I drank mineral
That's why inside of my tum, there's a carnival

And you gotta know small things also count
Gummibears and beans, digest and will not go

Ejection
I cannot stand this frustration
I suffer from this constipation
I ate too much cheese
Gouda, blue and cheddar
Got fuzzy in the tummy
I head to the toilet and sit and wait
I wait, but it won't get away!

It's pathetic
It's demonic
So sadistic
It's atomic
Mangos and the kind
Won't exit my behind
You can fry it, refridg'rate
Or eat veg'tables
But they won't exit me, oh they won't exit me,
OY!!!!!

Ejection
I cannot stand this frustration
I suffer from this constipation
I ate too much cheese
Gouda, blue and cheddar
Got fuzzy in the tummy
I head to the toilet and sit and wait
I wait, but it won't get away!

*toilet flush*